The Uniform Tee
A slim-athletic crew tee with 4-way stretch that moves with you and a modal-soft, second-skin feel. Cut to flatter your build - sharp the second you pull it on, every single day.
Size & fit guide
True-to-size slim athletic fit. Prefer a touch more room? Size up one.
| Size | Height | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| S | 5'4-5'8 | 120-150 lbs |
| M | 5'8-5'11 | 150-180 lbs |
| L | 5'10-6'1 | 180-210 lbs |
| XL | 6'0-6'3 | 210-240 lbs |
| XXL | 6'2-6'5 | 240-275 lbs |
Guidance ranges based on a tailored fit - adjust to your preference.
Cut to you. Not draped over you.
Cut to your build - not draped over it.
Moves with you. Snaps back to place.
Soft enough to forget you're wearing it.
One less thing to think about. Every morning.
Drag to see what a real fit does.
Same guy. Same minute. The only thing that changed is the tee - an ordinary baggy tee hanging off the frame versus the Uniform Tee, cut to sculpt the build it's on.
The Uniform Tee - sculpted, sharp
Ordinary tee - boxy, adds bulk
Why this one does what the others only promised.
Every fitted tee claims 'perfect fit, premium feel.' You've heard it - and been burned. So here's the engineering: a graded sculpting pattern, a 4-way recovery-stretch knit, and a modal-soft hand-feel - built together so the fit flatters your build AND survives the wash.
Every-Build Sculpt Fit
A slim athletic pattern, graded across the full size run - so it flatters a lean frame, a muscular one, and a fuller build alike. Cut to follow the chest and shoulders instead of hanging off them. Every build looks its best.
4-Way Second-Skin Stretch
A cotton-modal-elastane blend with true 4-way stretch moves with you in every direction, then recovers to place. The fit on day 1 is the fit on day 50 - no bagging, no stretched-out collar, no sag.
Modal-Soft, All-Day Feel
A buttery, lightweight, breathable feel against the skin - soft enough to live in, structured enough to look sharp. And it holds its opacity: never see-through, never thin, even in white.
Every question you're already asking.
No fluff - the straight answers to what guys actually ask before buying a $39 tee.
$39 for a t-shirt? talk me into it
Heavyweight shape-hold knit, graded slim-athletic cut. Still sharp on wash 30 - or full refund. The cut is the part a 3-pack can't fake.
i'm not exactly lean tho
That's the whole point. The pattern's graded across builds - lean, muscular, fuller. It skims and follows your frame instead of clinging. Every build looks its best.
fitted = tight and see-through?
Fitted, not tight. 4-way stretch moves every direction and snaps back. Cotton-modal-elastane = breathable, second-skin feel. Holds its opacity - never sheer, even in white.
ok sold. one onyx
Make it two - 2nd tee's free this week. Free shipping, 30-day returns. Onyx / White / Navy.
Questions, answered.
Isn't this just another value-pack tee with a markup?
No - and the cut is where you'll feel it. Six-pack tees are sewn as one flat tube on one generic block. The Uniform Tee is built on a sculpting pattern graded across builds, a 4-way recovery-stretch knit, and a modal-soft blend - engineered to flatter your frame AND hold its shape through the wash. That's the part a cheap multipack can't fake.
I'm not lean / I'm muscular / I'm big and tall - will it look good on me?
Yes - that's the entire design goal. The pattern is graded across the full size run to flatter lean, muscular, and fuller builds alike. It follows your shape and skims rather than clings. Every build looks its best in it.
Is it tight or restrictive?
Fitted, not tight. The 4-way stretch means it hugs without squeezing - reach, drive, lift and move freely, and it snaps right back. Slim athletic fit, full range of motion.
Does it go see-through or lose its shape after washing?
No. It holds its opacity - never thin, never sheer, even in white - and the elastane gives it recovery, so it recovers its shape wash after wash. The fit on day 1 is the fit on day 50.
What's the fabric, and how do I care for it?
A cotton / modal / elastane blend - buttery-soft, breathable, with 4-way stretch and shape recovery. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang. No special handling.
How do I size it, and how does the BOGO work?
Size your usual - it's a true-to-size slim athletic fit (size up one for more room). Buy one, get one free at $39: add two tees in the colors you want - Onyx, White, Navy - and the second is on us at checkout.